IT’S AHH…TIME

One positive thing about working in the music business is that the whole damn industry shuts down the week between Christmas and New Years. I’m talking record labels, distributors, warehouses, CD manufacturers, printers…you name it. Some companies give the time off and others don’t. But even those who don’t (like mine) typically don’t mind you taking your vacation during that time, because if you were to show up, you’d be the only one in the whole damn industry working (with a few exceptions, of course, but you get the gist).

So as of this past Friday, I am dunzo until January 2nd.

Aaaahhhhh…

It’s time to relax from a tough year. I want to lay up on my ass and watch Christmas movies, marathons of Roseanne episodes I’ve already seen 25 times each, and DVD’s of the first season of Treme that I just picked up from the library.

I want to take the kid to the bowling alley, the skating rink, and to see Frozen.

I want my husband and I to drink Blue Moons out of pilsner glasses with orange slices into the wee hours of the night while we flip back and forth between the alternative and rock channels, talking about music past and present all evening long.

I want to read a book or three.

I want to see friends whom I haven’t seen in too long.

I want to write.

I want to make sugar cookies with the kid and decorate them hideously.

I want to watch my favorite New Year’s movie, 200 Cigarettes, and fall asleep before midnight.

I want to truly enjoy this precious twelve days in a row that are mine. 

I hope you will do the same with any time off you have this holiday season.

Namaste, my friends.

FAVORITE BOOKS OF THE YEAR

According to my Good Reads account, I have 60 books under my belt for 2013. In the spirit of full disclosure, I only actually read six of those. I listened to all the rest. Have I mentioned lately how much I love audiobooks?

This is a list of my ten favorites because I tried five and that just wasn’t enough. Now, to be clear, these are not necessarily books that were published within 2013, but they are books that I read or listened to in 2013. For space, I won’t list the descriptions, but I’ll link you to the Good Reads pages for further detail of each. If you are looking for where to purchase your books from, online retailers like alkeyTAB are really convenient.

Oh, this was hard, and I had to leave so many good ones out because I had to draw the line somewhere. But here goes, and in no particular order:

Will Grayson, Will Grayson – John Green & David Levithan
This is a story of the intersecting lives of two boys named Will Grayson, each author having taken on a Will Grayson. I completely fell in love with the story of W.G.2 (written by David Levithan). The so unfamiliar and compelling story of this boy who was miserable in life outside of one secret relationship made me smile like an idiot through the sweet moments, and ripped my heart out of my chest during the tumultuous one. David Levithan has the uncanny ability to make you fall in love with a character who you should otherwise dislike profusely. I’m in awe. I’m jealous. I’m going to read many more books by him. Thank you, John Green, for introducing me to another awesome author!

Metro Girl – Janet Evanovich
Laugh out loud funny does not begin to cover the hilarity of this book. We all love the Stephanie Plum series, but this book surpasses even those. I listened to the audiobook on this one, and C.J. Critt was a phenomenal narrator. At one point, I seriously thought I was going to have to pull the car over and get the laughter out so I wouldn’t have a wreck. Oh my goodness. Read it. Or better, listen to it next time you need a good hard laugh.

The Boys Next Door – Jennifer Echols
I downloaded this one to my Kindle from a recommendation I saw on Facebook from a fellow contemporary romance writer. The main character, Lori, is hilariously self-deprecating and somehow full of confidence all at the same time. I loved the combination, and I loved her…as well as her relationship with the two hunks next door. Cute book. I look forward to reading the sequel Endless Summer, which was the book I thought I was reading. Turned out I’d purchased a two book set for my Kindle, so the sequel awaits me as soon as I have time to continue on with the story. Bonus!

Safe Haven – Nicholas Sparks
Now, don’t throw tomatoes at your screen, but I was not a fan of The Notebook movie. I don’t tend to have that girly gene that is required to love such things, but I still watched Dear John because, well, Channing Tatum. I liked it a little better. Then I saw the preview for Safe Haven, and the cozy coastal town sucked me in…and, well, Josh Duhamel. So I watched the movie, and liked it…kinda a lot. I liked it so much that I downloaded the audiobook. Though I knew what was going to happen, I really enjoyed hearing it through a second time around because we all know that books are always better than movies…and of course, this one was no exception. It was really interesting being in the mind of a deranged lunatic much of the book, feeling his push and pull, his love and hate for his wife. It was fascinating to me. It is clear to see why Mr. Sparks is hailed as a master of his craft.

Archetype – M.D. Waters
While the rest of the world awaits the Feb. 6th release of M.D. Waters’ science fiction masterpiece, I was loaned an advanced reader copy of the book and asked to give an honest review. I refuse to give away one delectable detail, so I will just shut up but not before ordering you to right this minute preorder this book. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. I take that back. You will be greatly disappointed when you reach the end and realization sets in that you have to wait until July 24th for the sequel Prototype to be released.

The Devil’s Backbone – Rae Ann Parker
This book was extra special to me because my son and I read it together. It was his first chapter book, and it inspired him to start reading chapter books all on his own. He now is neck deep in the Wimpy Kid series and I bought him his first James Patterson book at the book fair this year-I Funny. Backbone was not only a special experience for my son and I to share, but also a great and highly educational book written by a really sweet and kind person.

Sharp Objects – Gillian Flynn
After being torn apart by Gone Girl, I finally got up the nerve to read Dark Places, which I liked even better, so I wanted to read Ms. Flynn’s only other available book. (Please hurry up with your next, Ms. Flynn!) I started a book club in my neighborhood this past Spring, and I offered the girls about ten or twelve selections to choose from to get us started. They collectively picked Sharp Objects as our first read and I pumped a fist in the air and began reading. Ms. Flynn took me to a dark, frightening place, and I loved every single page of it, reading 100 pages consecutively one night, into the wee hours of the morning until it was finished.

Warning: Ms. Flynn’s books are not for the faint at heart or for ones who care not to have their minds deeply disturbed.

To Have And To Hold – Jane Green
Ms. Green is one of my favorite authors, and this year alone I listened to eight of her books. While I loved each in their own unique way, this one most definitely was my favorite, and I’ve been itching to listen again. This book splits the difference between metropolitan London and suburban Connecticut, and with Ms. Green’s spectacular descriptive scene setting abilities, you always know exactly where you are. And she is the only author I’ve ever seen successfully pull off third person, omniscient, present tense. She’s exceptional, and I seem to have run out of novels of hers to drink in. May we please have another, Ms. Green?

Anna and the French Kiss – Stephanie Perkins
I happened upon this novel while searching young adult contemporary authors for study. I gave it a shot, and fell so in love with this simple but engaging story of a high school girl spending the year at a Paris boarding school. The hero of the story is probably one of the most captivating characters I’ve seen in a young adult novel, which may or may not have had to do with the narrator’s excellent job with her English accent for him. I picked up a second of Ms. Perkins’ novels after this one, Lola and the Boy Next Door, and thoroughly enjoyed it as well.

Never Love a Highlander – Maya Banks
I first was introduced to the incredible Maya Banks at the end of 2012 when I downloaded my first ever historical book, which was the first in this series. I immediately downloaded the other two and flew through both of them. This third one in the series features Rionna, a woman who prefers to wear men’s clothing and fight alongside the male warriors. Ms. Banks does an incredible job making her strong and forceful, yet gentle and loving…and not at all obnoxious like so many characters similar to this one can become. This series hooked me, and I have downloaded many other books by this author, and will continue to do so.

What will 2014 bring?

Brown-Eyed Girl by Lisa Kleypas — This is the fourth in the Travis series which inspired me to write a series of my own. I adored the other three books in this series, and can’t wait for this one! Looks like I’ll have to wait until September, but it will be so worth it!

Gone by James Patterson & Michael Ledwidge — This is the sixth installment in the Michael Bennett series. It released this year in September, but somehow I missed it, so it’s on the list for 2014.

Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy by Helen Fielding — I’m baffled how I let 2013 pass without reading this book. For sure on my list for next year.

The One and Only by Emily Giffin — Not a lot of info yet about this one, but I list Ms. Giffin in my top five favorite authors, so it doesn’t matter what it is…I’ll be reading come May 2014.

Yet to be titled release from my writing partner Greg Howard — My friend Greg and I have been on this writing journey together for several years now, holding each other accountable every single day with word counts, craft tips and emotional support. He typed “The End” on his manuscript two weeks ago, and there is no doubt that it will be published, and it will be incredible. While I read the first draft, and LOVED it, he has completely revised it, and I can’t WAIT to get it in my grimy little hands.

Happy New Year! And happy 2014 reading!

CHRISTMAS BOOKS!

Who doesn’t love a great Christmas book?

Today, I’m featuring some fun, romantic and sexy Christmas books! And the authors have been kind enough to answer a Christmas question for us. Hope you enjoy as much as I do!

Where There’s Smoke by Donna Kauffman

When flames from a recipe gone disastrously wrong send hunky fire-fighter Will Mason to pretty Clara Parker’s rescue, the sparks really begin to fly! And once Will gets a taste of Clara, he aches for more than just a little sugar from the famously single food columnist…

The Gingerbread Man by Kate Angell

Folks have always told fun-loving Abby Denton that her anatomically correct Gingerbread cookies are…impressive. But those erotic cookies have nothing on the sexy stranger Abby saves from a snowy country road. Could Lander Reynolds be the Christmas treat she’s truly been longing for?

Sugar And Spice by Kimberly Kincaid

When caterer Lily Callahan goes up against hotshot pastry chef Pete Mancuso in the bake-off of the season, the stakes are high – and scandalously passionate. Will the gorgeous gourmand steal Lily’s heart – and the top prize in the Christmas cookie competition?

The title of this one sucked me in! Three unique stories that flow together and cover some of our favorite subjects—Christmas, romance and sweets!

I asked Kimberly Kincaid what her favorite sweet treat to make around the holidays was, and here’s what she said:

My favorite sweet treat to make around Christmastime…this is hard because I bake a lot! But my daughters (12, 9 and 6) and husband and I always make traditional sugar cookie cutouts. My girls decorate them in the gaudiest, most fabulous ways imaginable, with sprinkles and icing and the works, and then we eat them while we watch The Grinch together. It’s a complete tradition in our house. I love it!

The Sugar Cookie Sweetheart Swap is available on Amazon

Oh, Santa baby!

Turtle Island’s Yummy Santa contest is underway, and master of ceremonies Roni Templeman is ready to rock around the Christmas tree. After years of hiding the pain of loss behind her carefree lifestyle, she’s shocked to find one broad-shouldered contestant is much more than just a hot body. But is she ready to finally let someone unwrap her guarded heart?

Single dad (and gorgeous nerd) Lucas Alexander would do anything to help the charity that’s done so much to help him—even if that means stripping down and suiting up as a sexy Santa. His battle to keep his daughter healthy has been a long, lonely one, but in Roni he’s met the easy, breezy beach girl that he wants by his side. Now he has twelve days to prove to her that their love is worth the risk, and this Santa is determined to claim his Mrs. Claus.

This book takes the prize for best Christmas book cover ever!

I asked Kim Law if she could go anywhere this holiday season, where would it be and why?

I would go to Boston. Lexington, MA, actually. Sounds fun, right? But my brother and his family live there. He hasn’t gotten to come down for Christmas in years, and though we Skype with them while we’re all together here, that’s never the same. I miss them. I also feel bad that they don’t get to be with the rest of the family too. So yeah, I’d go to see them.

Hot Buttered Yum is available on Amazon

Naughty Little Christmas, Secrets to Hide Book Two

Harley Fisher’s life changed forever when her twin sister gave birth to a baby one month before she died. This Christmas, Harley wants her adopted daughter to have the very best gift possible: her real father. Determined to discover if Damien Adams is worthy of being a part of the baby’s life, Harley forces her way into a job as the manager-in-training for his new nightclub, Thrice. Damien is blunt, challenging, and sexy as all get-out. Desiring him is wrong, but when he touches her, it’s oh so right.

Damien needs a manager for Thrice so he can return to overseeing all three of his clubs. Harley’s too young, too hip, too damn tempting–and perfect for the job. Wanting her violates every rule he’s laid out for his life, but even the strongest convictions can falter under the mistletoe.

Harley’s keeping one hell of a secret. When Damien finds out, will Harley and his daughter be the best Christmas gift he’s ever received, or will her secrets leave them with nothing more lasting than a naughty little Christmas this year?

I asked Ella Sheridan: How are you with Christmas secrets? Are you a gift shaker? When you know where the presents are hidden do you search them out and take a peek?

I have this weird “sixth sense” — maybe a holdover from my twin superpowers, I don’t know; I’m just weird. I can figure out what a gift is without touching it. If I touch it, even without feeling it up really well, it’s often very easy to figure out the contents. I don’t know why. What’s worse, I LOVE surprises! Which means I’m constantly guessing gifts when I don’t want to know ahead of time what’s in it! My husband has taken to boxing my gifts and adding weird things like weights and coins for noise and things like that. So I definitely don’t go looking for my gifts, and once they’re under the tree, I try not to even look at them…but I still occasionally figure them out anyway.

Naughty Little Christmas will be available for purchase starting Christmas Eve.

Owner of La Bella Vita, a five-star day spa nestled in the affluent suburbs of Nashville, Tennessee, Beth Sergeant knows her elite clientele firsthand. She attended their private schools. She was even engaged, although briefly, to one of their most recognized bachelors. But she never fit in to their social-elite world.

After losing his parents to a car accident at a young age, Nick Chester was raised by his grandfather, the wealthiest man in Nashville. When he chooses to socialize, he has a never-ending list of exclusive events and beautiful women vying for his attention. Yet he never lets himself forget that everyone has an agenda.

Beth can’t resist Nick’s charm and accepts an invitation to dinner, despite her deep-seated insecurities. She proves she’s nothing like other women Nick’s dated and learns to trust him in return. But just as the last of their resistance crumbles and true love is within reach, challenges from Nick’s past threaten to destroy everything and force Beth to reveal her most guarded secret.

I asked Cynthia Gail—What is the ultimate Christmas-stress-relieving treatment at Beth’s spa? 

I’m not sure a girl can choose just one ultimate treatment. But if I had to narrow it down, I’d say a facial because it brings out the radiance in your skin and includes a massage for the neck, arms, and feet. This would have to be followed by a makeover and up-do for a night out with Nick. If Beth truly had to pick just one, I believe she’d skip everything and go straight for the night out with Nick.

Winter’s Magic is on sale today for $.99 on Amazon

When newly-single Rachel Tanner finds out that pro pitcher Kevin Ganlin has come home to recover from an injury, her heart skips a beat. She’s loved him from afar since her preteen years, never bold enough to let him know.

Kevin is less than thrilled when Rachel shows up at his doorstep. She’s his best friend’s little sister and officially off limits. Besides, he’s staring early retirement in the face, a one-man pity-party with no interest in anything more serious than quick flings on the road. Until an icy mishap lands Rachel cozied up on his sofa, irresistible in his practice sweats.

A little game of Truth or Truth reveals much more than Rachel had ever dared to hope and leads to a midnight make-out session that leaves them both panting. But can she trust that he’s truly changed his ways? This Christmas, Kevin will do whatever it takes to make Rachel understand she’s the only one for him.

I asked Shari Mikels what Christmas curveball she was looking to avoid this season, and here’s what she said:

My seven-year-old son losing the magic of the season. My son is hyperlexic which falls on the autism spectrum. Hyperlexia means he has a thing for words and languages. He began reading very early and he picks up on accents and voices and foreign languages very easily. He’s also hyper-allergic to many common allergens which makes it virtually impossible for him to attend almost any public or private school. So I homeschool him, which means I spend a lot of time with him. A lot. We spend time reading together, working on maps together, learning together, struggling together, and getting a ton of errands done together. That also means I get to hear his excitement for the Christmas season day in and day out. I get to hear him describe to me—in detail—the different Lego and Angry Birds sets he’s asking Santa Claus for this year. There is something incredibly wonderful about seeing Christmas—not only the spiritual side (baking a birthday cake for Jesus)—but the magical side through the eyes of a child. To relive the time in our lives when we believed anything was possible, and as parents we work hard to make that happen. So this Christmas, the Curveball I’m definitely hoping to avoid is someone taking away the magic of the season from my son and spoiling it for him.

Christmas Curveball is available on Amazon

DID YOU FORGET TO MOVE SOMETHING?

It’s Christmastime! That special time of the year when children’s eyes sparkle at the magic of Christmas—Santa, his workshop, flying reindeer, and their own little personal elf who flies thousands of miles every night to the North Pole and back, landing in a different unique spot each time…or as we call it in this house: Oh, shit, did you move the elf? time.

If you’re anything like the Chambers, each morning between now and Christmas day you will wake up in a panic at 4:00 in the morning, in that foggy state, your mind racing to remember if you’ve moved the elf. If you’re like me you fall asleep on the couch around 8:00 most nights before the kid even goes to sleep and you have to depend on your husband to move the g@# d#$%&! elf. So you drag your ass out of bed in the middle of the night (yes, 4:00 is still the middle of the night) and clump around your house, praying you don’t wake up the kid before you locate the little bastard, who blends in with all the Christmas decorations.

But for me, every sleepless night that I dream that we forgot to move the elf and the magic of Christmas and the belief in everything we’ve lied to our child about for years is over is worth it. See, this year may be the last year that our little one still believes. He’s getting to that age where other little ones are learning that it’s all a ruse, and love spreading the joy of the truth through the classroom, effectively ruining Christmas for 22 families. So while my sweet angel is greeting his elf, Christmas (yes, his name is Christmas—I said my kid was sweet. I never said he was uber-creative) every time we come or go from the house, and writing him precious little letters to give to Santa, I will gladly toss and turn and wake up panicked for the next month. Also, I’m a creative liar.

REASONS YOU CAN GIVE YOUR KID FOR WHY THE ELF DIDN’T LAND IN A DIFFERENT SPOT:

1. He drank too much boiled custard and got a tummy ache, so he stayed here last night.

2. He must really love hanging off the ceiling fan, so much that he wanted to do it again today!

3. He moved. I actually saw him out of the corner of my eye. Then he saw that I saw him, got paranoid and crawled back to that same spot. I swear.

4. The dog touched him so he lost some of his magic and couldn’t fly. But don’t worry. I read on the internet that if we leave him some **insert whatever remedy you like here** he will be well enough tomorrow night to head back. But you can only do this once a season, so this is not license to touch him now. Well, maybe twice a season. Three times possibly. Just don’t touch him.

5. Santa told him to land back in that same spot. I don’t know why, Santa just said to. Do you want to argue with Santa?
 
                                              
                                             Howdy, y’all! Luv, Christmas, The Elf

WHAT’S WITH ALL THE HAIR?

So have you noticed some of the men around you getting noticeably hairier? What’s the story?

Has there been a massive razor recall due to a loan moldy pallet?
Are they preparing for a coming 100 year blizzard?
Do they all have secret man crushes on Tom Selleck?
 
Wait a minute, let’s check the calendar. That’s right…it’s Movember! Each year since 2003, men have tossed aside their razors and sported additional facial hair to raise awareness for prostate and testicular cancer and mental health challenges.
 
                                                     
Officially, the point is to grow a mustache, which, setting Tom Selleck on a pedestal on his own, have not been supercool since circa 1980. But what I see more often during Movember is a full beard and mustache, which, thanks to Zach Galifianakis, Brad Pitt and hipsters the world over, is quite a bit more socially acceptable. 
While I commend ANY man participating in Movember in any way, I want to give a special shout out to the men who are going all in with the loan stache, my hubby included. You rock it like a hurricane, my love!
 
I don’t know about you all, but I kind of like all this scruff. While I’ll enjoy my hubby’s baby soft upper lip come December 1st, I will miss the rugged manliness that all this scruff represents. 
In the meantime, I’ll enjoy the view. And guys, keep sporting those muttonchops, goatees, sideburns, handlebars and chinstraps. We love ’em!

                                         

AUTHOR INTERVIEW – JODY WALLACE

Been waiting for an excuse to invite Author Jody Wallace to the blog. She’s here this morning talking about her new urban fantasy release The Whole Truth. You can read the first scene here, which I have just done, and am totally hooked. Ready to download it along with another one of her books I found while trolling around on her site. So many books, so little time.

Cleopatra Giancarlo is different from your average twenty something career girl. For one thing, she knows when people lie because she can see the truth in their shadows. For another, she doesn’t use her power for good. Or evil. After repeated failures to help others, she mostly just uses it to get deals at Bloomingdale’s. She fears what the government would do if they discovered her ability, yet she longs to find out if there are people like her out there. If there’s anything more she could be.

She gets her wish when two strangers whisk her away from her old life and introduce her to the world of suprasensors. John Arlin and Samantha Grooms represent an organization called YuriCorp, one of many privately-owned firms that employ supras like Cleo to increase their profit margin. Any of these firms would be thrilled to have Cleo on staff, and their methods of recruitment aren’t always friendly.

But even in the world of supras, Cleo doesn’t get to be normal. Her new boss wants her to go undercover and seek traitors in the company ranks. Her new friends know what she can do and how to work around it. And her new assignment might end up with her in a coma–or worse.

Good morning, Jody. Tell us about yourself, your books, and what the hell an amigurumist is.

Know how authors write these books and they’re really long and the books take forever to finish? Maybe you don’t, so I just told you. Well, I write novels sometimes, and it takes forever. So that’s how I got into crocheting.

Once I started crocheting, I knew I didn’t want to do any huge projects — like NOVELS — so I tackled little stuff. Amigurumi is the art of crocheting tiny, cute animals, hence amigurumist, so I get to stitch “the end” into my creative crochet projects a lot more quickly than I do in my writing. Recently tiny, cute animals have been too much for me, too, so I’ve started crocheting earrings. I may need to change my website to earringurumist or something.

Crocheted earrings…how uniquely fabulous! If I could wear earrings, I would hit you up for a pair, but alas, it is my cross to bear in life to have underdressed ears.  

Cleo, our Whole Truth heroine sees truth in people’s shadows. Tell us how this concept came about for you. And I want to know, if you could see people’s truths, would you choose to?

It came about, as do so many of my novel ideas, as a short story. Needless to say, it swelled from there. I thought about what types of paranormal powers I’d seen characters possess in books and movies and what magic or science had been used to explain those powers. What powers, I wondered, would be the most exciting for humans to have? Strength? Agility? Flight? Invisiblity? And then I said, to heck with it, and made some stuff up about supersensors. They don’t have anything different than normal humans–they just have the ability to access their senses in more enhanced ways than we do.

I would not want to see people’s truths. I think I’d find, Iike Cleo, that everyone’s a liar, and it would get old fast. I would want the power of instant teleportation of me and all my family and my crap on vacations. Or maybe healing. No, wait, probably I’d pick immortality. At least for the first 1000 years.

This novel looks beautifully intense and intricate. What’s your research process, and how much of it did you need to do on this one?

How much research I did was directly proportional to how much I wanted to procrastinate each particular scene. I researched a huge variety of items for this book. Management consulting, accounting practices, kaizen, burglar alarms, those bug zapper things, people who test perfumes, telepathy and telekinetics, potato salad, Nolensville Road in Nashville, what a “river cooter” really is…that didn’t make it into the book, though. But did you know some turtles can breathe through their butts??

I’ll need a full report of what a “river cooter” is next time I see you, please. How much will romance play a part in this novel? Do we have any love scenes to look forward to?

There is romance. There is flirtation, sexual tension, at least one date, and some hot guys who take off their shirts. The story is written as the beginning of a series about Cleo, though, so …SPOILER!… it does not have a traditional romance genre HEA where Cleo gets married to the man of her dreams and rides off into the sunset on a Segway. I think she’d like a Segway.

Ooh, you just said the magic word…series! Yes!

Do you plot or pants?

I plotz my pants on a regular basis.

No, wait, what? I do both. Sometimes simultaneously. With this book, I nearly ruined it for myself. Long ago, when I was but a lass of some young age I can’t say because it would reveal my current age, I was asked to provide a full synopsis of this crazy book idea I had about a woman who could see lies. I painstakingly wrote that synopsis and then found I hated the very idea of that book. It didn’t get written at the time. Then, later, it did, and it bore little resemblance to that first synopsis.

Luckily, a synopsis evilly ruining my writing libido only happened once. Now my kids do that.

What’s your take on reviews? Do you read them – the good, the bad and the ugly?

Reviews are for readers. I read them. I do not comment on them publicly. Meankitty even writes reviews sometimes. She’s not very nice. Once she got hate mail for one of her “Bad Libs” reviews where she just takes a bunch of random adjectives and adverbs and such and sticks them in a fake review form. I treasure that almost as much as my 3 pieces of fan mail.


I seriously hope I never cross Meankitty in a dark alley.

Who are your favorite authors in and out of the romance genre, and what are you reading now?

Right now I’m reading Lyndsay Buroker’s newest book Torrent, Part 1 of Rust & Relics. I love her stuff. Favorite authors include Ms. Buroker, Linnea Sinclair, Natalie Damschroder, Ilona Andrews, Clyde Edgerton, Sandra Boynton, Marion Chesney, Carla Kelly, JK Rowling and Charlaine Harris. Among others.

A selfish question – how do you balance writing with family and the day to day of life?

I don’t. I suck. Just don’t tell my family. I think I have them fooled.

When is your most productive time of the day to write, and where do you do it?

I write when the kids are in school, in my recliner, in complete silence. The only sound allowed is the purring of a cat. Let’s just say I’m not very flexible. I don’t remember how I managed to get anything done when kids were at home. It’s like a bad dream to me now. Which isn’t to say I dislike my children. I don’t. I think I wrote a lot when they napped and after they went to bed.

Is there anything else you’d like us to know about The Whole Truth?

It’s less than $4, before tax?

Find The Whole Truth for only $3.99 on Amazon or add it to your Goodreads list.

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FOR THOSE ABOUT TO WRITE, WE SALUTE YOU

On Friday, hundreds of thousands of writers opened their laptops and began page one of a new novel in celebration of National Novel Writing Month, more commonly known as NaNoWriMo. These writers will create at least 50,000 new words between November 1st and November 30th. 


Many writers view NaNoWriMo as an exercise in discipline and commitment. These dedicated novelists will pen the words rain or shine, headaches or clear brains, writer’s block or free-flowing ideas. They are in it to reach their goal of 1,666 words per day No. Matter. What. And for that, this writer salutes you.


Am I going to be one of the many committing to such a feat? To quote the hilarious Jody Wallace who will be featured on this blog next week – NaNoHellNo.


For me, I believe there are three sixes in that daily word count for good reason. See, there are days that I am on fire and can spew out 5,000 or even 10,000 words (once, okay? it happened one time – I’m counting it). But those are the days when the sun, moon, stars and planets all line up perfectly; I have a kid-free day off of work; and okay, I admit it, a few cocktails. Not promising what those 10,000 words consist of, or whether or not they make it into my final draft, but on extremely rare occasions, they happen.


Then, there are MOST days, which look more like me sitting in front of the computer staring at the same paragraph for two hours straight, my fingers laced through my knotted hair, permanent frown lines creasing my forehead, and a kid tugging on my shirt wanting to know when it’s time to work on the devil-cursed rainbow loom again. These are the kind of days that would instill panic in my NaNoWriMo committed brain and ultimately cause heart failure…or a flying laptop through a window at the very least.


But what I WILL do this month, is commit my time. I will turn off the television – don’t ask me if I’ve seen the latest Blacklist – pry my eyelids apart, and commit to two hours per day of SOMETHING to do with writing, whether it be edits on an already written book (my current project), new words on my WIP, or even reading what I know to be a well-written novel for “homework” purposes. Yes, this is one career that has fabulous homework assignments!


But to all of those forging forward with your 50,000 new words – much respect my friends…much respect.


“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

JUST A TYPICAL RUN

0.5 Mile Marker: 
Ugh, can’t breathe. Dumpy, awkward. Why is it that I run, again?
1.0 Mile Marker:
I’m never going to level out. It’s going to be this way for the rest of my life…I mean, the rest of this run. Maybe I should check out an aerobics class.
1.5 Mile Marker:
I want to stop. I NEED to stop. Is that a pain in my right calf?
(Drill Sergeant Melissa steps in.) Wait, give it to the end of this stretch then see if the pain is still there.
I make it another 1/10th of a mile. Pain gone.
Dammit.
2.0 Mile Marker:
At least I can breathe now, but still dumpy. This would be so much easier if I lost that annoying ten pounds.
Two twentysomething guys are coming my way, shirtless and sweaty. How you doin’? 
I’m “one of them.” I am runner. They are runner. They approach. I give them my coolest one finger wave…just as I stumble over, yeah, nothing. I just stumble.
As they pass, I notice their gazes are drawn to my mid-section. I look down to see what’s the attraction, and notice my “fitted” white t-shirt is clinging to the jiggling extra ten pounds. Nice.
2.5 Mile Marker:
Hello, Groove! Ah, yeah. Feeling fine. THIS is why I run. This is heavenly. **Head held high. Moronic grin on face.** It’s smooth sailing from now till the end. I’m halfway done. Easy money.
3.5 Mile Marker:
I NEED to stop. I’m GOING to stop. **Body deflates. Stride breaks. Steps grow even slower. **
(Drill Sergeant Melissa returns) Sure, you can stop. You just need to answer “yes” to any one of these three pertinent questions:
1 – Do you have a stomach or side cramp? No.
2 – Great. Does your knee hurt? Uh, no.
3 – Fan-freaking-tastic. Now, is it more than 90 degrees outside, and if so, do you feel tingles at the top of your head indicating heat exhaustion? **Head drops a little in shame.** Um, no. It’s like 70 degrees out here.
Wonderful. Now MOVE!! MOVE!! MOVE!!
4.5 Mile Marker:
I see the end of the trail in sight. That glorious finish line is mere moments away. I lift my knees, I am Flo Jo. I am Bruce Jenner before he became a Kardashian. I am NOT. GOING. TO. MAKE. IT.
5.0 Mile Marker. 
I am FINISHED. Yes! **fist pump**
I walk in the back door. My sweetie asks, “How was your run?”
I reply, “Awesome. Can’t wait to go again.”

GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK, WILL YA?

I love October. With its schizophrenic weather, promise of kookiness the last couple of weeks, and the influx of candy, it’s a month full of funky fabulosity!

It gets my juices flowing. I want to drag out the Halloween decorations, light pumpkin pie scented candles and search Pinterest for fun treats the offspring and I can cook up together. It also gives you the perfect excuse to look for bulk party snacks that you can give away to trick or treaters, or no one will judge you if you decide to save them for yourself instead. And that’s why I truly love this time of year! Will I have an opportunity to dress up for Halloween? If so, what will I be? Gotta drum up something original. Not to mention something figure flattering (i.e. full-coverage, big and flowy). The fall party at school will be coming up. I could try to make those acorn candies I saw that mom post on FB. Or I could buy a cake pop maker and…

I’m exhausted and I haven’t even lifted a finger yet.

So what do I end up doing? None of it. It’s overwhelming. It’s too much. If you’re like me, you want it all and you want it now. But there’s too much to weed through. Besides, there’s the kitchen to clean, the clothes to fold, the school paperwork to go through, the bills to pay, exercise calling your name, the family to spend happy, fun, “relaxing” time with…

This is where many of us could stand to give ourselves a break.

Why is that so hard?

I had a big couple of weeks. Nothing to announce yet (although I have fingers, toes, teeth and you don’t even want to know what else crossed). After I completed a long and daunting task during those weeks, I decided to give myself a coupla days break. I swear, it’s been more stressful “taking it easy” than it was when I was staying up until 1:00 working on edits.

I can’t really relax, ever. And I know I can’t be the only one.

So how about we give ourselves a break. A REAL break. Let’s do one thing at a time. Let’s allow ourselves to relax when it’s time. It’s OKAY to sit down and watch a television show without guilt. I met up with a friend at the offspring’s game last weekend, and she was feeling guilty and selfish for having spent a few hours at the hairdresser getting a cut and color.

When did this happen to us? When did forget how to take a break?

So I just phoned the husband who is at the grocery store and asked him to pick up a pumpkin pie scented candle.

One thing off the list. I think I’ll take a rest now.

FOR THE LOVE OF AUDIOBOOKS

**Steps up to podium. Clears throat.**
One question: Why are you not listening to audiobooks?
No, no, no, let me guess.
#1 – What are you, rich? Have you seen how much those things cost?
Why yes, I have. But who says you have to purchase them? You have already paid for the use of tens of thousands of them through your property taxes. In TN, we have a fabulous online library system called R.E.A.D.S. Through this system, you have access to copious amounts of audiobooks and eBooks, right at your fingertips. With R.E.A.D.S. you are allowed to checkout up to 15 books at a time, and you are able to keep them for up to three weeks. It rarely takes me more than a week to get through one.
And these aren’t public domain books we’re talking about here. Just a few of the authors available to you through this website include James Patterson, John Grisham, Nora Roberts, Nicholas Sparks, Sue Grafton, J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien, Gillian Flynn…you get the picture.
I also know many people who have subscriptions to Audible. I often consider taking out a subscription myself, but there are so many I need to get through from the library system first, I don’t think I’ll ever need to!
Torrenting audiobooks is also a great option, and there are several options out there. There are private trackers that offer only audiobooks and eBooks, as well as public websites that offer thousands of audiobooks. However, you’ll need a VPN when you download audiobook torrents in order to prevent any potential consequences. It protects you by masking your online activities. In fact, comparisons of Nordvpn vs PIA or other online resources could probably be your best option for finding the best VPN. And if you are the type that feels guilty for not paying for the actual book, show your love to the author by giving a good rating or review if you enjoyed their book. I know that’d be enough for me. The point here is to get people excited about books again. If it takes the public library system to do that, I’m for it!
#2 – CHEATER! You’re not REALLY reading that book. You’re having it read to you. It’s not the same. How dare you count that on your Good Reads page?
Eh, you’re probably right. But I can’t even begin to count the number of authors and books I have been introduced to through audiobooks – none of which I would ever have picked up and read on my own.
As a writer, I am instructed to read every night. Oh-kay. Let’s see. I’ve been at work for 9+ hours, gotten in my daily exercise, showered, dinner, spent quality time with the offspring, unloaded the dishwasher, folded clothes, sat down at 9:30 to write, edit, research, market, blog, address personal emails, etc. until 11:30. Do you see a spot in this day for extracurricular reading? I don’t even watch any kind of regular television anymore! I’m doing all I can here. Give me this one thing, will ya?! **Swallows chill pill. Feels better.**
Audiobooks enable me to maximize downtime with information and entertainment. I listen while I run, drive or clean house. If I’m to be penalized for that because I didn’t sit and actually read the words, well, get our your red sharpies and mark a big ole red X on my face.
#3 – A bad narrator can ruin a great book.
That’s for damn sure! But I find that is less often the case as it is the other way around. I have certain narrators that I’ve enjoyed so much that I have gone searching for audiobooks that they have narrated just because I enjoy their work, which in turn has introduced me to some excellent authors I would have otherwise never known. A few outstanding ones include Cassandra Campbell, Jeannie Stith, Cynthia Nixon, Kate Reading, Rosalyn Landor, Michael Ledwidge and for me, Dick Hill is as synonymous with Jack Reacher as Lee Child himself!
#4 – Eh, you gotta download software and mess with that thingamajig, blah blah blah hassle, yada yada yada too much trouble, #notatechy.
Honestly, it’s not all that. I’m probably the least technologically savvy person you know. I want to pull my hair out in globs every time I attempt to update my website. So if I can do that, trust me, you can do this with one hand tied behind your back (not that you’d want to do that, but you get the picture). You just download the FREE overdrive software to your computer, and you’re good to go. You download the books from the site, then transfer from overdrive to your device (i.e. phone, iPod, whatever). I’m sure you can download direct in some cases and I’ve heard Eurodownload is the best place to find downloadable software, but I’ve found it works best for me to download to my computer first.
So, have I convinced you yet? I know, it’s a lot to take in, but I am super-passionate about this subject. I love books. I love taking them in, any way I can. Can you blame me for wanting to share the love?
I still read plenty of books. I’ve purchased three so far just this month. But I want MORE MORE MORE than I have time to actually sit down and read. I’m greedy that way.
In closing (thank God, right?), the day you see a Melissa Chambers novel available in audiobook format, you will know that I feel, that I have finally arrived as author extraordinaire.