TOP FIVE BRAT PACK MOVIES

We will complete our August series of Top Fives with the best of the best of Brat Pack Movies. At the risk of sounding like somebody’s parent, they just don’t make movies like they used to. In the 80’s the movies made for teens weren’t raunchy, romps all about drinking and getting laid. They were works of art that endeared you to the characters and had you leaving the theatre thinking. From these 80’s teenage masterpieces emerged a group of young actors who would appear in these roles and we followed their lives and watched them grow up before our eyes. This group of young actors was charmingly referred to as The Brat Pack.

The official members of the Pack varied depending on who would you ask, but unarguably, the core members were Ally Sheedy, Andrew McCarthy, Anthony Michael Hall, Demi Moore, Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald and Rob Lowe. Basically, if you were cast in either The Breakfast Club or St. Elmo’s Fire, you were in The Brat Pack.

More than any of my other Top Five lists, I really wanted this to be a Top Ten, but keeping with the theme of the month, I reluctantly narrowed the list to these five fantastic flicks.

#5 – THE OUTSIDERS

If you haven’t read this book by S.E. Hinton might I suggest you add it to your reading list, like stat! Written by Ms. Hinton at age 16 and published when she was 18 in 1967, it’s a classic that stands the test of time, dealing with the same issues that follow teens through the years—namely social class wars and unrequited love. But if you aren’t a reader, you can see the characters come to life in this movie that showcases the men of the Brat Pack and beyond. Just about every 80’s hunk started his career off with this movie, including Tom Cruise, Rob Lowe, Patrick Swayze, Emilio Estevez, Matt Dillon, C. Thomas Howell, & Ralph Macchio.

Featuring characters with names like Ponyboy, Sodapop, Dally, Darry, and Cherry, how can you go wrong? But directed by Francis Ford Coppola, this film certainly isn’t child’s play. You cringe through gang fights, heroic rescues and the death of a best friend. Stay gold Ponyboy…stay gold.

#4 – SIXTEEN CANDLES

It’s a crying shame that this movie is #4 on any list, as it easily could take the #1 spot, which is only a testament to how incredible the next three movies are, but I digress. Written and directed by John Hughes who provided us with jewels such as National Lampoon’s Vacation, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Weird Science, Some Kind of Wonderful, Uncle Buck, and Home Alone, Sixteen Candles is the quintessential 80’s high school happily ever after.

Jake Ryan, our leading lady, Sam’s love interest, wins the award for best heartthrob in an 80’s movie. There was something about Jake, other than his looks, that was utterly compelling. And I give it to the actor, because I’ve seen him in other movies where he wasn’t even really likable. I think the attraction here is the dream-come-true for every average teenage girl. Sam, who goes unnoticed and unacknowledged even by her own parents on her 16th birthday, swoons for Jake, a popular, gorgeous athlete who actually returns her affections. Teenage girls across the world were validated and finally given hope. The scene at the end where he comes to get her from the church and mouths, “Yeah you,” **hand to heart** precious doesn’t even begin to cover it.

The impeccably cast Anthony Michael Hall as Farmer Ted is superb as he stumbles along the way on his quest for the love of Sam. And who doesn’t love our favorite foreign exchange student, Long Duk Dong. So many quote worthy lines from him, including my friend’s favorite “Ooh, sexy girlfriend!” and to this day when I’m hungry I still say, “The Donger need food!”

#3 – PRETTY IN PINK

Molly goes all serious and angsty for her role as Andie in this movie that was inspired by the Psychedelic Furs song of the same name. Sporting mostly New Wave music, the soundtrack is one of the best of the 80’s featuring tracks by New Order, Nik Kershaw, Echo & the Bunnyman, OMD and The Smiths. The band The Rave-Ups play in a nightclub scene, which I remember reading way back in the day was one of Molly Ringwald’s favorite bands. *Fun fact – she had their name written on a notebook she carried in Sixteen Candles.

You root for Andie and Blane as they struggle through their relationship and the peer pressure they each feel from their own side of the figurative railroad tracks. Andie struggles to make ends meet for her and her dead beat dad (do they live solely off her record store income?), while Blane was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Andie’s friend Duckie, who steals the whole movie with his lip syncing scene, is in love with her and drives her absolutely nuts in his adorable but annoying attempts at her affection.

Molly shines in this movie in her too-cool homemade pink ensembles, and what teenage girl didn’t beg her parents for a pink Karmann Ghia after they saw Andie pull up to school in hers. The music, the clothes, the drama—the essence of the 80’s is Pretty in Pink.

#2 – SAINT ELMO’S FIRE

We watch our Brat Pack grow up in this engrossing character study of seven newly graduated twenty somethings trying to find their way and their identity in post-college life.

This movie was my first introduction to Demi Moore, and I was glued to the screen, fascinated with her “it” factor. I so wanted Jules to be okay and to keep her fabulousness. And power couple Alec and Leslie seemed unbreakable until Alec confided in Kevin about his conquests. Ooh, I wanted to smack him! And watching Kirby chase after Doctor Dale was heart wrenching!

We’re not left with a happy ending, but more of a life-moves-on reality check, which is a tough pill to swallow, but somehow you walk away feeling okay about it all.

#1 – THE BREAKFAST CLUB

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What child/teenager of the 80’s hears that drum lick and those two chords and doesn’t get transported in time to that library at Shermer High School in Shermer, Illinois. The Brain. The Athelete. The Basket Case. The Princess. The Criminal. My best friend and I snuck in to see this movie back in 1985, as it was rated R and we were not yet of age (that’s right, I’m not all that ancient yet). We thought we were being sneaky, but what we saw blew us out of the water.

It wasn’t until after I was out of the theatre that I realized I had been held captive by these five actors in basically the same scene the whole time. How compelling do the actors and writing have to be to keep the viewer’s attention for 90+ minutes in a school library? John Hughes and his cast certainly pulled it off with flying colors.

I can remember being obsessed with Molly Ringwald after watching this film. I’d seen her previously in Sixteen Candles, but her character Claire was by far, THE coolest girl I’d ever come in contact with. That brown leather bomber jacket; those tall, cognac, tie-up boots paired with that brown skirt and that v-neck pink shirt—even the way she danced was unique. Every teenage girl wanted to BE Claire, and I was number one on that list!

Then there was John Bender played impeccably by Judd Nelson. He was so wrong, but so right. The scene at the end where Claire makes her way to his detention room and he looks at her and says, “You lost?” Oh, how my heart melts every time!

And who can forget when Allison spreads pixie stick dust onto her crunchy sandwich!

It’s a movie that I own, and can watch over and over again with renewed fervor. And if you are seeing it for the first time, know going in that you’ll never categorize a high school personality again.

I hope you have enjoyed this and the other August Top Five blog posts. I’ve certainly had a blast writing them! If you have a topic or a Top Five you’d like to see me post about, feel free to comment here or email me at [email protected]

TOP FIVE HOLLYWOOD HUNKS

For our third installation in this month’s Top Five series, I enlisted the help of a boatload of female friends. They were asked to submit to me their favorite Hollywood Hunks, as many as they liked. I narrowed it to any hunk who earned two votes or more in round one, then the ladies were asked to again pick as many as they liked from the list, the only requirement being that they be absolute gah-gah over the guy – like heart speeding up, uncontrollable grin, weak knee swooning when the hunk’s face (or whatever) comes on the screen. As a result, I give you our version of the Top Five Hollywood Hunks:

#5 – IAN SOMERHALDER**

Rumors began to surface that Ian Somerhalder was being considered for the role of Christian Grey, so I began stalking checking periodically to see if the decision had been made. Then in June it was announced that the Magic Mike guy was confirmed for the role. My teeth have been gritted ever since, but today’s research reveals that alas, a Christian has NOT been named! Ian may or may not be up for the role at this point, but a girl can keep on dreamin’ until the official announcement.

While Ian positively smolders in his role as Damon Salvatore on the CW’s The Vampire Diaries, his best work is in indie films such as The Rules of Attraction and one of my all-time favorite movies Life as a House. (If you have not seen this movie, I beg you to watch it the instance you can get to it.)

As if we needed another reason to clap our hands to our hearts over Ian, he has his own foundation which “…aims to empower, educate and collaborate with people and projects to positively impact the planet and its creatures.” http://www.isfoundation.com He also founded RYOT which is a pretty cool news website where you can click on an IMPACT button and learn more about issues or donate to worthy causes.

#4 – BRADLEY COOPER

While I enjoy Bradley Cooper, several of my girlfriends are nothing short of giddy for him. In the voting process, most all who mentioned him noted “those eyes.” Named People Magazine’s 2011 Sexiest Man Alive, clearly they aren’t the only ones swooning.

While I know he’s most famous for his roles in Silver Linings Playbook and The Hangover series, I found his work in Limitless to be extraordinary. I was pleasantly surprised with this movie and thought Bradley did an excellent job with the transformation from strung out writer to brilliant businessman. It was one of those movies that left me thinking and working out possibilities in my head for weeks.

Looks like there are already Oscar predictions for the 2014 awards season for his upcoming release American Hustle where he reunites with Silver Linings Playbook co-star Jennifer Lawrence and also stars alongside Christian Bale, who would have made this list had I had my druthers, but that’s enough whining from me…for now.

#3 – JOE MANGANIELLO

I was so excited to see Joe Manganiello make our list! As a True Blood addict, I got on board with Joe two summers ago when his character Alcide appeared trying to win Sookie’s affection (get in line) and transforming into his werewolf alter ego – which of course for us means, lots of skin! And oh how much skin there is. Standing 6’5 and all muscle, when Alcide growls at his werewolf pack members, they cower while us viewers wipe up the drool.

We were also graced with Joe in last summer’s Magic Mike, though I thought he was robbed of precious screen time. Although, the director attempted to make that up to us with that one scene…you know the one. (Channing Tatum on “that scene”) Awh yeah.

Very early speculation and rumors suggest Joe may be in the running for the role of Bruce Wayne in the Superman sequel. If it can’t be Christian Bale (he has said he will not reprise his role, according to the Hollywood Reporter), then Joe, you have my blessing…and my twelve bucks (or whatever the theatres are extorting out of us these days).

#2 – JOSH DUHAMEL

I first came to know Josh Duhamel in the movie Life as We Know It with Katherine Heigl. For about the first ten minutes of watching him on screen I was reduced to a blathering idiot. Who in the hell was this guy? And how was I just now discovering him? He had to be in his late thirties and I had somehow missed his small or big screen presence? How was it possible?

When I was finally able to regain composure I was glued to the television, fixated really. Was it humanly possible for a man to look so perfect without being too pretty? Somehow, he was pulling it off.

My research uncovered that he had been on All My Children in the late nineties and early 2000’s. Ah, that explained some things. I’m convinced soap opera stars are bred in some kind of incubator where only flawless genes and features are allowed, and they are molded and shaped into utter perfection. It all made sense.

I’ve only seen him in that one movie, because, well, my free time is consumed with writing, but I look forward to catching Safe Haven sometime late at night when the husband has gone to bed. He’s supportive of me and will watch just about anything I ask him to, but even he has his limits.

#1 – MARK WAHLBERG

No matter how I shook things up, my #1 Hollywood crush made it to number one on our list. And I didn’t even have to cheat!

No other man alive could fall on stage, pick himself up with blood pouring down his face and somehow seem sexier than when he started, which my man was able to pull off brilliantly in one of my all-time favorite flicks, Rock Star. And although his role in Date Night was ti-niny, that moment when he opens the door to his apartment for Claire and Phil, shirtless and drenched in sweat…do I really need to continue here? (I just you tubed it in the name of “research”. I highly suggest you do the same. Click here, and prepare to salivate.)

While VH1 is not afraid to give the man true credit honoring him with the top spot on their list of Top 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90s, apparently the good folks at People Magazine are. For the name of all that is holy, People Magazine, would you PLEASE come to your senses and give this man the much deserved title of Sexiest Man Alive???!!! Come on! Whatever. We don’t need your validation, People. He’s the reigning King of Hot on this list. That’s all that matters. **indignant pout**

Mark is more than just a handsome face. He oozes masculinity. He’s got swagger comin’ and goin’ but not in that annoying cocky way. And he knows how to laugh at himself (I so enjoyed Ted). And this scene from The Departed (another fantastic flick) is one I’ve hit rewind on probably fifty times. Love him!

**Honorable mentions go to Channing Tatum, Zac Efron & Johnny Depp who tied for 5th place with Ian. This blog author reserved the right to break the tie. J

I hope you have enjoyed this top five list as much as I loved compiling it – probably not possible, but I hope you liked it nonetheless. I wish to thank all my friends who participated in the survey and for indulging me with multiple emails on the subject. Without you, well, it could have been possible, but wouldn’t have been nearly as fair or as fun!

And finally, I would like to acknowledge my own personal hunk, whose handsomeness, hilarity, and pure male essence are far greater than all the men on this list combined. I love you, Jody Chambers! (Does that make up for this blog post, Sweetie?) J


TOP FIVE TELEVISION SHOWS

For this week’s installment of our Top Five series, we’re going to look at television shows. You know televsion right? The thing that has all the programs? Which you can get online at https://att-bundles.com/att-tv/? Please tell me you know it. Ah, television. I remember television. It was my favorite addiction before this annoying writing bug got a hold of me. Now it feels like there are new shows appearing everyday on streaming services such as HBO, Showtime and Peacock that you can see more information about here. Truth be told, it may take me three or four months to get caught up on everything, but I make sure to never miss an episode of True Blood, Mad Men (still three in the can waiting to be watched from this last season), Parenthood, The Vampire Diaries or Modern Family.

But with more and more streaming services such as VIZIO becoming available, I’m starting to find I don’t have time for is to dig into any of these wonderfully gritty, deeply addictive cable network shows. My good friend, Author Greg Howard, is always on the brink of these shows, which is why I have enlisted his help to give you the best of the best of what’s on.

Disclaimer – I have not seen a single episode of any of these shows, so if you are up in arms about the order, or an all too important show that we have shunned, feel free to leave a comment here letting me know all about it! You can watch them when they’re broadcasted, or alternatively, if you have any of the centurylink internet plans, you can stream them later on.

#5 Orphan Black – BBC America – Saturday Nights, 8:00 CT (Season One complete)

(From www.bbcamerica.com) “Orphan Black” features rising star Tatiana Maslany in the lead role of Sarah, an outsider and orphan whose life changes dramatically after witnessing the suicide of a woman who looks just like her. Sarah assumes her identity, her boyfriend and her bank account. But instead of solving her problems, the street smart chameleon is thrust headlong into a kaleidoscopic mystery. She makes the dizzying discovery that she and the dead woman are clones… but are they the only ones? Sarah quickly finds herself caught in the middle of a deadly conspiracy and must race to find answers about who she is and how many others there are just like her.

(From Greg) Tatiana Maslany is THE hardest working woman on any show on television right now. She plays seven different roles (so far), all clones of her main character and brings them all to life with ease. Each one has their own distinct identity, look, voice, and even multiple accents. Plus, it’s full of action, intricate plotting, humor, and heart. The best show on TV that you are probably not watching. Get caught up on Netflix before season two begins!


#4 Sons of Anarchy – FX – Season Premiere September 10th, 9:00 CT

(From Greg) Never in a million years, did I ever think I would be interested in watching a show about a ruthless, gun running, T&A obsessed motorcycle club. I came to the party after hearing the buzz about the first season, but I have never missed an episode.

It’s a crime against humanity that Katey Sagal has never even been nominated for an EMMY for her ball breaking to heartbreaking portrayal of Gemma Teller, the pistol packing, foul mouth matriarch of SAMCRO. (That’s “Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club, Redwood Original Charter” to the uninitiated.)


#3 Homeland – Showtime – Season Three Premiers Sunday, September 29th, 8:00 CT

With eleven Emmy nominations and two consecutive Golden Globe wins for “Best Television Series-Drama,” clearly we should all be glued to our televisions come September 29th.

(From Greg) Edge of your seat, addictive television. Danes and Lewis have both been duly rewarded for their amazing acting on this nail biting thriller. You go to bed at night praying that there isn’t a shred of realism to the show.


#2 The Walking Dead – AMC – Returns October 13th

Fun Fact: According to amctv.com, The Walking Dead is the most watched drama in basic cable history.

(From Greg) For those of you not watching because you don’t like zombies – IT’S NOT ABOUT THE ZOMBIES! It’s about the people. Characters to rich and real, I stress out worrying about their post apocalyptic safety from the time the season finale airs until the next season premiere begins. The zombies are just a secondary conflict tool, but mind you, a great one. You also have to love a show that is not afraid to shake things up by killing off main (and beloved) characters. I am still traumatized over Andrea!


#1 Downton Abby – PBS – New Season Premieres on January 5th, 2014

(From Greg) Another show driven by characters you love, characters who break your heart and some you just want to give a good smack across the face. Story lines that will have you on the edge of your seat and simply torn up by its twists and turns. The writing is king on this show, mainly because it’s quick and efficient moving stories along to always keep things interesting. But frankly, I would watch simply to gaze at Maggie Smith’s Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, sipping tea, raising an eyebrow and pursing her lips. Classic Violet quip expressing her dread of a trip to the country – “That’s the thing about nature. There’s so much of it.” I rest my case.

Greg’s never miss honorable mentions: Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Scandal, and House of Cards

*****

TOP FIVE BEACH READS

Who doesn’t love a top five? It’s quick, it’s easy…it’s the best of the best! For something a little different, I’m going to give you a new blog post each August weekend with a different top five. I’m even going to enlist the help of a few friends who are “experts” in their top five fields so I’m truly giving you top five excellence!

Since I’m an avid reader/listener (audiobooks), we’ll kick off this event with the summer’s top five beach or pool reads.

#5 Family Pictures by Jane Green

With her unique writing style, Ms. Green sucked me into yet another fantastic “settle in” kind of read. Her novels aren’t meant to be wildly humorous or edge of your seat page-turning, but with each novel of hers that I take in, I become a bigger fan. She’s an expert at getting you inside the minds of her characters in an honest way I’ve never seen another author achieve. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve blushed at the ridiculous thoughts her characters have had, as I could see myself thinking the same insane thing! She’s awesome. This, her newest novel weaves together two very different families with one commonality. If you finish and want more, I highly suggest for your next Jane Green reads: To Have and to Hold & Jemima J.

#4 Beautiful Ruins by Jess Walter

I’ll be honest, I haven’t even read this book yet, but I’ve heard so many great things about it that I feel compelled to add it to this list of great summer reads. The cover caught my eye while in line at Parnassus then within days I had multiple friends posting about it on Facebook. A friend has loaned it to me and it sits next in line on my bookshelf to start as soon as I finish the current Kristan Higgans book I am reading.

#3 Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins

I had to throw in a Young Adult novel. This book was so simple but yet so engaging. No demons or warlords wielding knives, no sixteen year old girl in charge of the world which is hanging in the balance, just a sweet story of a high school girl in a Paris boarding school (yes, I know most YA books take place in boarding schools, but there are very obvious, very good reasons for that). We go with her as she falls out of and into love, and the English/American pint-sized hero will captivate your heart.

#2 Defending Jacob by William Landay

It’s a legal thriller with a twist. I really don’t want to say much of anything because I don’t want to spoil it for you! If you like legal thrillers, I think you’ll really enjoy it. Period.

#1 Wedding Night by Sophie Kinsella

Lottie, fresh off an unexpected breakup, reconnects with an old flame who may or may not have a screw loose. In a whirlwind of romantic bliss, he sweeps her off her feet An Officer and a Gentleman style and the two head off to the chapel. Lottie, who is a card or two short of a full deck leaks to her sister, Fliss her plan to begin trying for a baby as soon as their wedding night.

Fliss, fresh off a bad divorce, springs into action to save her sister from making another “unfortunate choice.” Having recently learned that an annulment can be instated if the couple does not consummate their marriage, Fliss tries everything in her power to stop the two from coming together as one until she can make it to their honeymoon destination in the Greek Isles to meet with Lottie face to face (the only way she’ll be able to convince her to end the marriage). Fliss, well-connected in the hotel business, is able to finagle a staff of pretend butlers to head the two horny newlyweds off at the pass—over and over and over.

I could not keep the grin off my face as I reveled in the crazy tricks Ms. Kinsella was able to come up with to keep these two from sealing the deal. And as always, she weaved poignancy into hilarity for us readers. There’s a reason I always refer to her as my favorite author, and with this newest release she does not disappoint.

Everyone loves a good recommendation! If you have one, please feel free to leave a comment here on my page with your favorite beach or pool read.

Enjoy the rest of your summer!